Total Medals Earned: 1,606 (From 277 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,210 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 10/13 (325/365 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/125 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 86/100 (430/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/125 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/255 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Visit Gisbee
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Meet the bear
Win with the assassin role without executing the boss.
Win with the assassin role.
Win with the boss role.
Win with the boss role after one meeting.
Reach your stall at the top!
Find all 4 secrets!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
You become the count, hurray!
You become a knight, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Get everything!
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
Start playing.
Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)
Mine 25 times.
Catch 5 fish.
Pay off 50% of your mortgage.
Spend $10,000 at the mart.
Mine 5 times.
Catch 25 fish.
Pay off 10% of your mortgage.
Buy every shirt.
Catch 50 fish.
Mine 50 times
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
You tried, here's a sticker.
Gain more luck than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more max health than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more attack than any other stat, win the game.
Win the game with equal attack and luck. Both must be higher than max health - 20.
You completed the game!
